penis-hilton:

congratulations snow white that’s fucking unsanitary as shit

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

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kandykushkitten:

So my friend dresses up her goats for fun.

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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shutupaubrey:

this pic is from my friend’s sweet 16 and it cracks me up every time cause i’m just standing there apart from everyone else looking down like a loner lmao